10 Sure Ways To End Global Warming!

10.Stop Breathing
-exhaling produces carbon dioxide.


9.Live In A Tent
-Houses and other building produce the most carbon dioxide.


8.Don't Buy Clothes
-never buy clothes made in a factory, because a factory produces carbon dioxide.


7.Quit School
-you'll save on tons of innocent trees being turned into paper, thus being in a factory, producing carbon dioxide.


6.Eat Raw Meat or become a vegan
-stoves and campfires both produce carbon pollutants.


5.Hunt
-animals eat plants that produce carbon dioxide, and thus recycle it.


4.Don't Drive
-self explanatory, gas fumes. And don't give me that lame "But I drive a hybrid" excuse.


3.Stop Using Toilets
-waste too much water... poo behind the tent.


2.Never Exercise
-increased heart rate = increased carbon dioxide.


And The #1 Way To Stop Global Warming

1. Die.
-Dying Will Save 8.4 Tons of Carbon Dioxide every Year! Thus Saving The Earth! yays!