Welcome to Atlanta where the hydrants are silver??

So I was in ATL on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. And omgoodness was I not pleased! I mean the weather was boss(minus the Saturday mid showers) and the food was good(I tried hardee's for the first time mmmm.!) but I was so dissapointed, I mean where were all the Chicken and Waffle joints?, Where were the crazy ATL-fab hairdos?, where were the guys with the dreadlocks doing the latest southern jigg? Where were all the ATLANTA Stereotypes!? I caught like one peek at a girl with a red weave that was a cross between a rooster and an eagles wing, but other than that nothin. It seems that ATL has lost its gusto, the hair has lost its flair, the boys have lost their swagg. The only thing that I enjoyed were the "as seen on tv" accents. I swear everybody either sounded like Lou-Ann on "King of the Hill" or Steve Harvey. However, on the bright side I finally found gold metallic leggings for only 19.99, which I later found out was 22.99 due to tax. But that was about it, the clothes were fugly, the shoes even more fugly. I mean ATL(the south) in general has never been the ones to brag about their style trends. And Sadly, I left ATL with nothing but a stomach full of Hardees, photos of me posing on ATL's awesome silver fire hydrants and some stellar Hannah Montana leggings from the local walmart. Oh well, better luck next time. Until Next Summer, G.bye Hotlanta!