Nascar Rocks!...Not!

I hate Nascar! Emphasis on the HATE..It's just so dumb to me, all they do is drive around in overly-advertised adorned cars driving for 400 laps! I mean wtf! If everybody is wondering why gas prices rise every 3 days, its because of Nascar! But yea I turned to the Fox channel about 7 minutes ago anticipating my weekly Sunday line-up of The Simpsons, King of The Hill, Family Guy and American Dad. But No, instead what was on? That's right Nascar! so Im thinking oh it just gonna push the tv schedule back about an hour...but oh nah! Nascar is on until 10 pm! that's the end of the Fox Sunday Lineup! And the worst part is Nascar has been on since 5 F$#@%*! Pm! So Im just really aggravated rite now cuz now I gotta wait until [adult swim] comes on at 11 pm for my Family Guy Fix. Thank God for the creative minds of [adult swim] for without them my fix would never have been possible.

TV Round-up

Color Key
TV One
Nicktoons Network
Adult Swim
BET
The N

MONDAY-THURSDAY
6.00am -Roc
6.30am -Roc
7.00am -Channel Surfing/Eating
9.30am -Comics Unleashed
10.00am -Channel Surfing/Eating Again
11.00am -Hey Arnold!
11.30am -Hey Arnold!
12.00pm -Afternoon Movie/Eating
2.00pm -Rocko's Modern Life
2.30pm -Rocko's Modern Life
3.00pm -Zzzz
4.00pm -Mr.Meaty/Eating(the show makes me hungers!)
4.30pm -Mr.Meaty(yays! Again! Again!)
5.00pm -More Zzzz
7.00pm -Channel Surfing/Eating
7.30pm -The Parent 'Hood
8.00pm -Martin
8.30pm -Good Times
9.00pm -Martin (Again!)
9.30pm -The PJ's/Eating
10.00pm -Family Guy
10.30pm -Family Guy
11.00pm -Robot Chicken
11.15pm -Catch the last 10 minutes of Martin
11.30pm -Checking my many online community accounts!
12.30am -The PJ's
1.00am -Comic View
2.00am -Family Guy/Midnite(2am) Snack
2.30am -Family Guy (but usually fall asleep by 2.15am)
3.58am -Waking up just in time to turn the channel to The N
4.00am -The Hills
4.30am -Laguna Beach (hardly paying attention,the drama puts me to sleep)
5.00am -Checking Facebook and Myspace, and if Missbehave and ATWG posted on blogs
5.15am -Zzzz
6.00am -Roc (all over again!)



So for the past 2 months I've been absolutely obsessed with the TV one Channel. It's like BET minus the foolishness and music videos (ha! hell date omahgoodness.) So basically my entire entertainment schedule is broken down into 4 basic things TV One, Nicktoons,Sleeping and Eating.Oh and I go to my courses sometime in between. This is the ultimate schedule in the world, and I've been following this routine for some months now. In fact I've become so obsessed with following this schedule that I don't answer my text messages as soon as i hear my phone go off anymore. Im telling you! I actually wait 1 full minute before I check my messages! The average American watches 1500 hours of television per year...I think I've got that statistic beat by a couple more thousand...This Disease is serious its called Tube Fixat-itis (I seriously went all Thesaurus just now.)