"BBB"

I only have 3 words for you "Boy Beyonce Bitch!" HA's!
Side note: Peep homegirl's easter purse lol

B-A-N-A-N-A-S,

Yea so about 15 minutes ago I was cleaning out my closet aka getting rid of all my naugty stuff just in case my mom decided to be nosy while I was away in New York. So yea, I was cleaning out my closet and guess what I find, my novelty Nike sneaker box filled with all my naughty tid-bits so I had the usual; handcuffs,blindfold,warming gel...anyway I happened to come upon(no pun intended) my stash of condoms. Now I have many that I've acquired through my college career, mainly from the annual Sex Ed fairs. So I have Trojans, Lifestyles,Durex, and Trustex basically every popular brand. I also have flavored ones; mint, strawberry,chocolate,vanilla,coke flavored,peach and banana!I actually hate flavored condoms. So I threw them away actually, too many horrible memories. I had to learn the hard way that you should not have sex while using a flavored condom, omfg the discomfort is so unbearable. This I learned from being with my idiot of an ex-boyfriend. He thought it was cute to bring home a grape flavored jimmy from south beach, i mean it made my piece smell pretty sweet, but it made it feel like I was having sex with a human cactus. Look to make a long story short, no flavored condoms in bed ladies...and gents!

What Happened Mama!

smh...

Stay Away From This Movie!

I really don't have much of a synopsis of this movie, cuz it just sucked skittles so bad! Like it literally took me 3 days to understand this movie. Luckily I have Comcast on Demand, so I had the oppurtunity to rewind and save the movie. But my gawd! I wish I didn't. Ill try to sum it up in movie genres. It's like;a mystery, a thriller, a horror, a chick flick, a drama, and a porno all wrapped into one. This could of easily been a made for Lifetime (Television for women) movie. Matter of Fact no it couldn't of because Lifetime actually has too much class to air this on their network. Lindsay Lohan, Im just so dissapointed. To me the movie felt like a bio-pic, it's like a day in the life of Lindsay Lohan. I give this movie an E and not for effort for EXTREMELY AWFUL!!!

What's in a Name?

I think being called a Bust It Baby is the worst "Term of Endearment" ever. And yet all the teenagers (and some grown ass woman) are adopting this word as their myspace profile name. Like I don't get it, being a Bust It Baby is not like being somebody's boo, or wifey. It just means that a guy has sex with you because your the sure girl that will give him the perfect...uhmmm... send off. Plus it just sounds nasty to be called a Bust It Baby, especially when Plies says it. Like I think every female that is self-labeled a B.I.B, just lowered the standards of themselves. Like c'mon would you really want to be known as a guys Bust It Baby or his Wifey? The choice America is yours! P.S. That song sucks anyway!

So Gone.

So yeah it's about 1 in the morning and im hornier than anything in the world rite now..I even shed a couple tears cause im in no way capable of having sex with the one I want rite now, because he's 3 hours and 23 days away. Smh, and my lil toy has officially ran out of batteries. Uhh, so tired of this. I was gonna google my way to a solution to this, other than the obvious, but blogging about it is actually calming me down.

All Apologies...Sorta.

So yea last nite was um pretty interesting... Yes Yes I confess I was a victim of Drunk Blogging! Im sorry but he pissed me off and since I had not a diary or a pen handy all I could think in my mind was im blogging about this A-hole!. Well all is forgiven in a way, he told me that he was late (6 hours late to be exact) because his 2 friends were going to Iowa and he had shots with them. And he told me that he doesn't even drink like that and on cue at that exact moment a bottle of hennesy rolled out his lil overnite bag! OMFG! so yea I couldnt let him drunk drive(well my conscience couldn't) so he slept on my couch and then bounced at like 7 this morning. Goodness never again will I try to go on a date with a guy from DE. They truly suck. And I know that I was drunk when I suggested that for the next couple of weeks im gonna give a reason a day of "Why I should Become A Lesbian"( which from here on will be shortened to WISBAL) but Imma do it. So yea later today look out for reason #2!

Side Note:Don't Drink and Blog!...It's the Law! (of the internet anyway)

So this is what Rehab does to ya huh?

Scarlet is for Harlots!

So I don't know if Im just going through a simple phase or not?...but lately ive been quenching 40 ounces, platform stilettos,bright colored eyeshadow and just recently ive become a very unpredicted new groupie of Queen. Its like the inner tammy faye/cyndi lauper/stripper/streetwalker is coming out of me slowly but surely. It first started with alize, 2 inch kitten heels, simple earth tone eyeshadows and when I was a devoted Slick Rick Groupie. Now I don't know wats gotten into me. I mean im even wearing scarlet red lipstick for goodness sake! and I kno i wore red lipstick before anyway, but that was fire engine red, Scarlet lipstick is for harlots. Im scared Im praying with all my might that I don't start wearing feather boas and false eyelashes. OMGoodness, I'd be knocking the look off from a vegas showgirl. Huh? come to think of it those little pink pasties are pretty stellar fresh... see it's happening again, help me I need to get back to my original self. lol But damn it those Jessica Simpson profession shoes are feeling better and better everytime i wear them.

15 Minutes of Shame.

Today kids we're gonna have a lesson about Cause and Effect.

Cause:–noun

1.	a person or thing that acts, happens, or exists in such a way that some specific thing happens as a result

Effect:–noun

1.	something that is produced by an agency or cause; result; consequence

SIDE NOTE: This was going on the same week that I was in ATL, so maybe it did lose its gusto, but it sure didn't lose its um... eccentric personalities.

This sh.. is just way too familiar..

N.E.R.D's "Everyone Nose" Video Premiere

Not a Mogwai...

But omg.... oh soooo cute!

Let's Do The Time Warp Again!

So I was doing my normal everyday web browsing and I happened to run across this picture.... its Schatar aka "Hottie" Taylor from Flavor of love (season 1) and Flavor of Love Girls Charm School. Looks like she's always had hair issues. But would you kill me if i said I am in lust with those glasses shes rockin in the throwback pic?

Bless his lil' heart!

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there are no words...(and yes those fish are real)

How do you say creepy in russian?

So i was like browsing the net, as i usually do, and i happened to type in the wrong web address and instead of a social cause website i got a Russian- Mail order bride site. And I gotta tell ya that it creeped me the hell out! Its crazy how this is allowed. Didn't they have some type of lifetime movie special on this or something? I mean how robotic can love get, its come down to the point where we can order "love" on-line. But then again i mean i haven't found a mail- order groom site. Oh but if they have one, i wouldn't mind putting up 2 g's to find mr. right lol---