Ugh...

So over these now, please please don't let me catch you wearing these next semester. step ya game up ladies, Next Fall the word is definitely Vera Wang Loafers people!

Soooo this is Christmas...

Wow! It's been like forever since i've posted on here. I believe the last time was when we found out that we were gonna have a black president [OBAMA!] But yea, basically I was indulged with stuffing my face with turkey and studying for finals...which are finally over! So now I keep myself busy with this whole christmas thing now. i don't know Im not really in the Christmas spirit, as you say, this year. Maybe cause my dad no longer wraps presents for me and my sister anymore. Yea he just kinda gives us giftcards, which by all means is not bad, at all. Its just that I think once parents have kids that well, aren't quite kids anymore, they feel that they don't have to put anything under the tree for them. You kno just give them a $50 card towards best buy or something and that should keep us happy. But in reality I really get excited, inside, when I see a big wrapped gift under a tree with my name on it. Im actually jealous of all my lil cuzzos who get to still have that wonderful experience. But no, it's nothing but visa and Victoria's Secret cards for me, that I totally just waste on purchasing Auntie Ann's pretzels and tons of panties. Either I guess I should be thankful. But I swear my birthday is coming up and got damn it I better be gettin a Nintendo Wii...or trust there will be hell to pay.... Well Merry Christmas Yall!!

"I'm Mad As Hell!..."

Okay so im gettin kinda annoyed. Like If Mccain becomes President I dont know what Im gonna do. Im not one for violence but I feel like if that happened Im gonna start a riot "Do The Right Thing" style. And every Sal's Pizzeria will have a trash can through the front window. Virginians can kiss my ass, so can Indianians and Ohionians [or whatever they're called]. Like get over yall lil country bumpkin asses and vote for Obama already! I swear white folks especially southern white folks fear any black in a powerful position. Like seriously Ohionians, What in the hell is old ass Mccain gonna do for you, help you invest in more windmills? Like I don't even know what is in Ohio let alone Indiana. I pray to God that people are actually voting. And not just sitting on thier asses enjoying the day off. I woke my behind up at 6 am just to get on-line and vote. I wore my black beret and everything... omg please lord don't make me start a revolution in these streets!

This Needs To Stop...

I work for a summer camp located in West Central Park. Which basically means I've got a hell of a lot of kids of the Caucasian persuasion that come to camp. So yea I've been noticing everyday coming to and from and even in between work that most of my campers aren't bought in by their parents, but by black woman, who are their nannies [i hate that word]. And most of these black women are Caribbean [no surprise there]. Its kinda sad ya kno? Cus I thought this whole notion that black woman are "mammies" was over. It's kinda depressing, because when im walking down the sidewalk and I happen to come across a black "nanny" with a couple of bad ass blue eyed kids, they always look down about 7 seconds before I can even stare them in the eye, which I must admit must be pretty damn intimidating for them. But I guess that's Manhattan for you. Cus you sure as hell don't see this sh*t happening in the South Bronx. Ain't no way you gonna see a white woman...let alone a Caribbean women strolling a couple of brown babies around. I seriously just think Manhattan needs a huge makeover!
Side Note:[Those 2 kids in the above pic are Michael Jackson's seeds.]

Stay Away From This Movie!

I really don't have much of a synopsis of this movie, cuz it just sucked skittles so bad! Like it literally took me 3 days to understand this movie. Luckily I have Comcast on Demand, so I had the oppurtunity to rewind and save the movie. But my gawd! I wish I didn't. Ill try to sum it up in movie genres. It's like;a mystery, a thriller, a horror, a chick flick, a drama, and a porno all wrapped into one. This could of easily been a made for Lifetime (Television for women) movie. Matter of Fact no it couldn't of because Lifetime actually has too much class to air this on their network. Lindsay Lohan, Im just so dissapointed. To me the movie felt like a bio-pic, it's like a day in the life of Lindsay Lohan. I give this movie an E and not for effort for EXTREMELY AWFUL!!!

America Runs on Racism.

So peep this, Rachael Ray is or in this case was, an endorser of Dunkin Donuts. Well she recently did an Ad for Dunkin Donuts and they pulled it. Why?, you may ask. Well because she was wearing a kaffiyeh aka a hipster scarf, around her neck during the ad. I mean wtf? and of course the news describes a kaffiyeh as "symbolic support for Muslim extremism and terrorism." Omfg! like if they haven't noticed everyone from Kanye West:to self proclaimed "Hipsters":to even Myself:
adorn a scarf like this or similar to it. Its so stupid. So what next? Are they gonna sue H&M for selling these scarves daily? Society is so hell-bent on other cultures. Even if that is what the scarf stands for I doubt Rachael Ray, Kanye West, and Myself have anything to do with terrorism. I mean so what if some Arabs wear the damn scarf, its not like they said that only terrorists wear it. Just because American Media mainstreamed the visuals of only terrorist leaders donning the scarf, now its not patriotic to wear them. Oh please, if it's that serious then why are there still thousands of people donning themselves in white robes and masks, but oh no! the media never covers that. I label this Rachael Ray Kaffiyeh Scandal...BullSh*t,BullSh*t,BullSh*t!

Nascar Rocks!...Not!

I hate Nascar! Emphasis on the HATE..It's just so dumb to me, all they do is drive around in overly-advertised adorned cars driving for 400 laps! I mean wtf! If everybody is wondering why gas prices rise every 3 days, its because of Nascar! But yea I turned to the Fox channel about 7 minutes ago anticipating my weekly Sunday line-up of The Simpsons, King of The Hill, Family Guy and American Dad. But No, instead what was on? That's right Nascar! so Im thinking oh it just gonna push the tv schedule back about an hour...but oh nah! Nascar is on until 10 pm! that's the end of the Fox Sunday Lineup! And the worst part is Nascar has been on since 5 F$#@%*! Pm! So Im just really aggravated rite now cuz now I gotta wait until [adult swim] comes on at 11 pm for my Family Guy Fix. Thank God for the creative minds of [adult swim] for without them my fix would never have been possible.

What's in a Name?

I think being called a Bust It Baby is the worst "Term of Endearment" ever. And yet all the teenagers (and some grown ass woman) are adopting this word as their myspace profile name. Like I don't get it, being a Bust It Baby is not like being somebody's boo, or wifey. It just means that a guy has sex with you because your the sure girl that will give him the perfect...uhmmm... send off. Plus it just sounds nasty to be called a Bust It Baby, especially when Plies says it. Like I think every female that is self-labeled a B.I.B, just lowered the standards of themselves. Like c'mon would you really want to be known as a guys Bust It Baby or his Wifey? The choice America is yours! P.S. That song sucks anyway!

Save Me!!

Any Ideas?...

So Gone.

So yeah it's about 1 in the morning and im hornier than anything in the world rite now..I even shed a couple tears cause im in no way capable of having sex with the one I want rite now, because he's 3 hours and 23 days away. Smh, and my lil toy has officially ran out of batteries. Uhh, so tired of this. I was gonna google my way to a solution to this, other than the obvious, but blogging about it is actually calming me down.

Now this I care about!!

Finally, A plus size winner! That's so damn Stellar Fresh! Whitney Thompson of Cycle 10 was crowned ANTM last nite! But of course the tv critics say that Tyra planned the results for Whitney to win months ago.. Well whatever Rigged or not there is finally gonna be a female over a size 2 ripping the friggin runway! yays!


I swear Whitney is Anna Nicole Smith reincarnated....Her looks people, not her personality...

All Apologies...Sorta.

So yea last nite was um pretty interesting... Yes Yes I confess I was a victim of Drunk Blogging! Im sorry but he pissed me off and since I had not a diary or a pen handy all I could think in my mind was im blogging about this A-hole!. Well all is forgiven in a way, he told me that he was late (6 hours late to be exact) because his 2 friends were going to Iowa and he had shots with them. And he told me that he doesn't even drink like that and on cue at that exact moment a bottle of hennesy rolled out his lil overnite bag! OMFG! so yea I couldnt let him drunk drive(well my conscience couldn't) so he slept on my couch and then bounced at like 7 this morning. Goodness never again will I try to go on a date with a guy from DE. They truly suck. And I know that I was drunk when I suggested that for the next couple of weeks im gonna give a reason a day of "Why I should Become A Lesbian"( which from here on will be shortened to WISBAL) but Imma do it. So yea later today look out for reason #2!

Side Note:Don't Drink and Blog!...It's the Law! (of the internet anyway)

Hey Emo Kid! Why You So Emo-tional?

So I know its almost 12am on a Friday nite and normal 20 year olds should be out drinking, sexing and having fun with people. Oh but not me, Im stuck in the house drinking Strawberry wine. Why? you mite ask? because I got Stood the fuck up! That's rite Me... This girl rite here got stood up! and why mite you ask? well I wish I could tell you but he didn't even send me a text or call me. He texted me up until 7:55! that's 5 minutes before he was supposed to be here, then he just stopped texting me all together and now hes not here! So Im alone, and the worst thing is HE'S NOT EVEN Cute! hes 22 years old and hes fucking balding, im sorry hes 24 years old and hes fucking balding! WTF! I mean Im too damned fine to be stood up by a grown ass man whos nickname is Spongebob????!!!?? So yea Im pissed and im getting drunker and drunker by the minute. I can't even tell you how many times I've had to hit the backspace to correct mispells on this blog. This is so dumb, This gives me further more reason of why I should become a lesbian. In fact for the next couple weeks Im gonna write reason a day of why I should become a lesbian. Which leads to reason one of Why I should Become a lesbian #1: Getting Stood Up by Balding College Boys who are nicknamed after Got Damn Nickelodeon Cartoons for Pre-Teens! Oh and I can't wait for this mufucka to give me the explanantion for this bull sh**! But it would've been too late for him, because as of 11:33 about 20 minutes ago I deleted that Balding Spongebob out of my phone book! Fuck you and Good Nite Bytch! Being Stood up is So Stellar Fresh for me, meaning this shit is extreeeeeemly new!
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Welcome to Atlanta where the hydrants are silver??

So I was in ATL on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. And omgoodness was I not pleased! I mean the weather was boss(minus the Saturday mid showers) and the food was good(I tried hardee's for the first time mmmm.!) but I was so dissapointed, I mean where were all the Chicken and Waffle joints?, Where were the crazy ATL-fab hairdos?, where were the guys with the dreadlocks doing the latest southern jigg? Where were all the ATLANTA Stereotypes!? I caught like one peek at a girl with a red weave that was a cross between a rooster and an eagles wing, but other than that nothin. It seems that ATL has lost its gusto, the hair has lost its flair, the boys have lost their swagg. The only thing that I enjoyed were the "as seen on tv" accents. I swear everybody either sounded like Lou-Ann on "King of the Hill" or Steve Harvey. However, on the bright side I finally found gold metallic leggings for only 19.99, which I later found out was 22.99 due to tax. But that was about it, the clothes were fugly, the shoes even more fugly. I mean ATL(the south) in general has never been the ones to brag about their style trends. And Sadly, I left ATL with nothing but a stomach full of Hardees, photos of me posing on ATL's awesome silver fire hydrants and some stellar Hannah Montana leggings from the local walmart. Oh well, better luck next time. Until Next Summer, G.bye Hotlanta!