All Apologies...Sorta.

So yea last nite was um pretty interesting... Yes Yes I confess I was a victim of Drunk Blogging! Im sorry but he pissed me off and since I had not a diary or a pen handy all I could think in my mind was im blogging about this A-hole!. Well all is forgiven in a way, he told me that he was late (6 hours late to be exact) because his 2 friends were going to Iowa and he had shots with them. And he told me that he doesn't even drink like that and on cue at that exact moment a bottle of hennesy rolled out his lil overnite bag! OMFG! so yea I couldnt let him drunk drive(well my conscience couldn't) so he slept on my couch and then bounced at like 7 this morning. Goodness never again will I try to go on a date with a guy from DE. They truly suck. And I know that I was drunk when I suggested that for the next couple of weeks im gonna give a reason a day of "Why I should Become A Lesbian"( which from here on will be shortened to WISBAL) but Imma do it. So yea later today look out for reason #2!

Side Note:Don't Drink and Blog!...It's the Law! (of the internet anyway)

Hey Emo Kid! Why You So Emo-tional?

So I know its almost 12am on a Friday nite and normal 20 year olds should be out drinking, sexing and having fun with people. Oh but not me, Im stuck in the house drinking Strawberry wine. Why? you mite ask? because I got Stood the fuck up! That's rite Me... This girl rite here got stood up! and why mite you ask? well I wish I could tell you but he didn't even send me a text or call me. He texted me up until 7:55! that's 5 minutes before he was supposed to be here, then he just stopped texting me all together and now hes not here! So Im alone, and the worst thing is HE'S NOT EVEN Cute! hes 22 years old and hes fucking balding, im sorry hes 24 years old and hes fucking balding! WTF! I mean Im too damned fine to be stood up by a grown ass man whos nickname is Spongebob????!!!?? So yea Im pissed and im getting drunker and drunker by the minute. I can't even tell you how many times I've had to hit the backspace to correct mispells on this blog. This is so dumb, This gives me further more reason of why I should become a lesbian. In fact for the next couple weeks Im gonna write reason a day of why I should become a lesbian. Which leads to reason one of Why I should Become a lesbian #1: Getting Stood Up by Balding College Boys who are nicknamed after Got Damn Nickelodeon Cartoons for Pre-Teens! Oh and I can't wait for this mufucka to give me the explanantion for this bull sh**! But it would've been too late for him, because as of 11:33 about 20 minutes ago I deleted that Balding Spongebob out of my phone book! Fuck you and Good Nite Bytch! Being Stood up is So Stellar Fresh for me, meaning this shit is extreeeeeemly new!
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