I Got That "Good Good"

I swear this is my new personal theme song, cus lawd knows i def got that GOOD GOOD!


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MERE FOOLISHNESS

please just watch this... she is a mess LMAO... you will understand why (and think about that time when it happend to you)

B-A-N-A-N-A-S,

Yea so about 15 minutes ago I was cleaning out my closet aka getting rid of all my naugty stuff just in case my mom decided to be nosy while I was away in New York. So yea, I was cleaning out my closet and guess what I find, my novelty Nike sneaker box filled with all my naughty tid-bits so I had the usual; handcuffs,blindfold,warming gel...anyway I happened to come upon(no pun intended) my stash of condoms. Now I have many that I've acquired through my college career, mainly from the annual Sex Ed fairs. So I have Trojans, Lifestyles,Durex, and Trustex basically every popular brand. I also have flavored ones; mint, strawberry,chocolate,vanilla,coke flavored,peach and banana!I actually hate flavored condoms. So I threw them away actually, too many horrible memories. I had to learn the hard way that you should not have sex while using a flavored condom, omfg the discomfort is so unbearable. This I learned from being with my idiot of an ex-boyfriend. He thought it was cute to bring home a grape flavored jimmy from south beach, i mean it made my piece smell pretty sweet, but it made it feel like I was having sex with a human cactus. Look to make a long story short, no flavored condoms in bed ladies...and gents!

What's in a Name?

I think being called a Bust It Baby is the worst "Term of Endearment" ever. And yet all the teenagers (and some grown ass woman) are adopting this word as their myspace profile name. Like I don't get it, being a Bust It Baby is not like being somebody's boo, or wifey. It just means that a guy has sex with you because your the sure girl that will give him the perfect...uhmmm... send off. Plus it just sounds nasty to be called a Bust It Baby, especially when Plies says it. Like I think every female that is self-labeled a B.I.B, just lowered the standards of themselves. Like c'mon would you really want to be known as a guys Bust It Baby or his Wifey? The choice America is yours! P.S. That song sucks anyway!

So Gone.

So yeah it's about 1 in the morning and im hornier than anything in the world rite now..I even shed a couple tears cause im in no way capable of having sex with the one I want rite now, because he's 3 hours and 23 days away. Smh, and my lil toy has officially ran out of batteries. Uhh, so tired of this. I was gonna google my way to a solution to this, other than the obvious, but blogging about it is actually calming me down.