PG-13 Kids Commercial?

Yea, i know im not a mom, but i still know that this Burger King Commercial is unsuitable for a kid's meal promotion. Now if it was just a normal BK commercial...smh, why didn't they just stick wit the whole BK King concept?

90210 in 10

So yea Im debating on whether I should take up the time to hook up my television in my room to tune in to the premiere of 90210. I mean after all of the friggin advertisements annoyingly adorned everywhere around New York and the campus I feel so forced to watch it. I don't think it will be narrowly as good as Gossip Girl or even Degrassi for that matter [even tho that red head chick aka Darcy is on this show now smh...] well i dont kno I kinda have well pretty much 10 minutes to decide idk, im just kinda really waiting on that "Fringe" show to come out on Fox...and since its not here yet, maybe Ill get into this. But then again how many shows can I watch that involve the not-so- modern day spoiled, rich white kid... The relation factor for me to this show is a infinite ZER00000000! but wat ev I got like 10 minutes tick tock tick tock... but then again its like 2 hours, maybe ill just catch it online on a rainy tuesday or something... hmmmm decisions decisions.. 9 minutes now.

"BBB"

I only have 3 words for you "Boy Beyonce Bitch!" HA's!
Side note: Peep homegirl's easter purse lol

Im Free!

So yea, your prolly wondering why I haven't left for NY yet. Cause Im pretty sure you've noticed me posting new stuff by the hour. Well, it's because I forgot that I had a court date, for a ticket I got a couple days ago. Because I was driving without my headlights on, so I got pulled over and was issued a warning for the headlights, but here's where the irony seeps in, I got the ticket for not having my license on me! smh, and What's even more crazy is that as the very time that I was stopped I was in the process of making a U-turn to go get my license. Look all I wanted was some cheap value menu Taco Bell, and instead I got a totally unecessary ticket. But I went to the court house this morning, and I didn't even realize it was literally a block away from my house. So I get there and Im all dressed up in my khaki pants, and a white blouse. Im tryna remember all the court house rules; don't look trashy, not too much jewelry, definitely not too much makeup, etc. So im all Judge Judy ready. I get into the court house, side note:that was my first time ever having to go into a court house. So I get into the court house, and im waiting behind just one other female in a RN's uniform. Im standing there and all the while some ghetto-fied white boy is whispering to his friend "damn, you see that sh.. her ass is phat" Know I didn't want to jump to conclusions, but seeing that I was the only well...endowed female in there I figured it was about me. (After I was leaving the court house I later found out that he was therefore talking about me, seeing that this John Doe gawked very heavily at my applebottom as I was exiting). Anyway so it was finally my turn and the lady behind the glass window gave me this look as if I wasn't supposed to be there or something. So I tell her I was issued a ticket for not having my license and registration, she then tells me "I'll be right with you". So I proceed to the wooden benches, but then she yells "No miss, you can stay right there" So after my little embarrasing stint she finally then asks for my license and insurance card, I hand it to her, 2 seconds later she gives it back and says "Your dismissed from all charges, your free to go." I was so f'n excited! I didn't have to pay $45 bucks outta my mother's pocket. So now I had enough to finally go buy my ipod shuffle charger! yays! So I bounced outta there went over to the car, looked back at that lil ol' courthouse and said "I'm Free Bitches!" Take that Mr. Police Man!

What Happened Mama!

smh...

The Substitute 2:School's Out

So yea, my daddy told me about this today, and I had to check it out. So basically what we have here is a substitute teacher who got into a fight, no my bad, a brawl with a student. Actually this student was in In School Suspension aka I.S.S(which by the way is so dumb. I had it back in highschool. I bet you if bad ass kids were given the old fashioned send your ass home to get your ass whopped for acting up suspension, then im positive this lil "brawl" wouldn't have even happened) so anywho, back to the topic at hand. The Substitute teacher was watching the I.S.S kids and apparently the student (in the pink shirt) told the substitute teacher(in the white shirt) that she was going to snatch her wig off. So yea that pretty much started it! yea a student recorded the video with their cellphone(dont you just love technology). I love how the newcaster's report it "coming to blows" and the one news man says "it looks like a hockey game" Um no Mr. News man it looks like a hood ass substitute teacher who wasn't takin no shit from a bad ass I.S.S girl.

Stay Away From This Movie!

I really don't have much of a synopsis of this movie, cuz it just sucked skittles so bad! Like it literally took me 3 days to understand this movie. Luckily I have Comcast on Demand, so I had the oppurtunity to rewind and save the movie. But my gawd! I wish I didn't. Ill try to sum it up in movie genres. It's like;a mystery, a thriller, a horror, a chick flick, a drama, and a porno all wrapped into one. This could of easily been a made for Lifetime (Television for women) movie. Matter of Fact no it couldn't of because Lifetime actually has too much class to air this on their network. Lindsay Lohan, Im just so dissapointed. To me the movie felt like a bio-pic, it's like a day in the life of Lindsay Lohan. I give this movie an E and not for effort for EXTREMELY AWFUL!!!

America Runs on Racism.

So peep this, Rachael Ray is or in this case was, an endorser of Dunkin Donuts. Well she recently did an Ad for Dunkin Donuts and they pulled it. Why?, you may ask. Well because she was wearing a kaffiyeh aka a hipster scarf, around her neck during the ad. I mean wtf? and of course the news describes a kaffiyeh as "symbolic support for Muslim extremism and terrorism." Omfg! like if they haven't noticed everyone from Kanye West:to self proclaimed "Hipsters":to even Myself:
adorn a scarf like this or similar to it. Its so stupid. So what next? Are they gonna sue H&M for selling these scarves daily? Society is so hell-bent on other cultures. Even if that is what the scarf stands for I doubt Rachael Ray, Kanye West, and Myself have anything to do with terrorism. I mean so what if some Arabs wear the damn scarf, its not like they said that only terrorists wear it. Just because American Media mainstreamed the visuals of only terrorist leaders donning the scarf, now its not patriotic to wear them. Oh please, if it's that serious then why are there still thousands of people donning themselves in white robes and masks, but oh no! the media never covers that. I label this Rachael Ray Kaffiyeh Scandal...BullSh*t,BullSh*t,BullSh*t!

What's in a Name?

I think being called a Bust It Baby is the worst "Term of Endearment" ever. And yet all the teenagers (and some grown ass woman) are adopting this word as their myspace profile name. Like I don't get it, being a Bust It Baby is not like being somebody's boo, or wifey. It just means that a guy has sex with you because your the sure girl that will give him the perfect...uhmmm... send off. Plus it just sounds nasty to be called a Bust It Baby, especially when Plies says it. Like I think every female that is self-labeled a B.I.B, just lowered the standards of themselves. Like c'mon would you really want to be known as a guys Bust It Baby or his Wifey? The choice America is yours! P.S. That song sucks anyway!

Save Me!!

Any Ideas?...

Sure Gives A New Meaning To Rip The Runway.

So this is what Rehab does to ya huh?

Scarlet is for Harlots!

So I don't know if Im just going through a simple phase or not?...but lately ive been quenching 40 ounces, platform stilettos,bright colored eyeshadow and just recently ive become a very unpredicted new groupie of Queen. Its like the inner tammy faye/cyndi lauper/stripper/streetwalker is coming out of me slowly but surely. It first started with alize, 2 inch kitten heels, simple earth tone eyeshadows and when I was a devoted Slick Rick Groupie. Now I don't know wats gotten into me. I mean im even wearing scarlet red lipstick for goodness sake! and I kno i wore red lipstick before anyway, but that was fire engine red, Scarlet lipstick is for harlots. Im scared Im praying with all my might that I don't start wearing feather boas and false eyelashes. OMGoodness, I'd be knocking the look off from a vegas showgirl. Huh? come to think of it those little pink pasties are pretty stellar fresh... see it's happening again, help me I need to get back to my original self. lol But damn it those Jessica Simpson profession shoes are feeling better and better everytime i wear them.

15 Minutes of Shame.

Today kids we're gonna have a lesson about Cause and Effect.

Cause:–noun

1.	a person or thing that acts, happens, or exists in such a way that some specific thing happens as a result

Effect:–noun

1.	something that is produced by an agency or cause; result; consequence

SIDE NOTE: This was going on the same week that I was in ATL, so maybe it did lose its gusto, but it sure didn't lose its um... eccentric personalities.