OJFresh College Chronicles

So yea, wat up wit everyone? Okay so straight to the point... I, Shy, came up with an awesome (kinda original) idea at around 3 am earlier this morning. Okay so you know that show College Life... or whatever its called, well it sucked, majorly. It didn't even get into depth of what College is really about, I mean it was so biased it only covered the lives of the Frosh and yeah they were all of the "lite skinned" persuasion. Like c'mon, beer pong tho? Not that me and Pheebs don't enjoy our fair share of drinking games, it just didn't really show what college students like Davey, Pheebs and I, go through on the daily. So we are all going to purchase video cameras, not cameras with video on them... but legit video cameras and we are going to document our life at our accredited Universities. Although Pheebs and Davey attend the Same university... and campus, trust me they both run into their fair share of diverse drama. And me ya homegirl, will be documenting my hectic and drama prone existence at my HBCU... ooh and No! it will be nothing like College Hill, it will be 100% real! The only thing that will be added is music, because who really wants to hear background sounds of people coughing and talking about uninteresting things. But yes, trust we will be having some juicy stuff on the new video blog. That is still yet to be created. So yes OJF Heads get ready for classes, booze, boys, females, fashion, disgusting cafe entrees, homecoming, exams, parties, stress, drama, roommates, debauchary and the Real College Life.... OJFresh College Chronicles... Coming Fall 2009!

Thirsty Thursday

RED BULL and VODKA
2 oz Vodka
1 can Red Bull
Serve over ice in a Highball Glass

How many til you feel a buzz: 3

Price: Ranges $3.00 to $5.00

Thirsty Thursday

Malibu Bay Breeze

1 1/2 oz Coconut Rum
2 oz Cranberry Juice
2 oz Pineapple Juice

Blend ingredients and serve over ice, in a Highball Glass.

How many til you feel a buzz: 4

Price: Ranges $6.25 to $7 bucks

Thirsty Thursday

Purple Motherfu*ker

1/2 oz Southern Comfort

1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Ameretto
1/2 oz Raspberry Liquer

1/2 oz 7-Up
1/2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

Combine vodka, southern comfort, amaretto, razzmatazz and sour mix in a mixing glass half-filled with ice. Shake, and pour into a collins glass. Top with 7-up, and serve.

How many til you feel a buzz: 3

Price: Ranges $7 to $11 bucks

College Break...Lame!

So rite check it, I've been up in this house for almost a week now. and im bored as hell! I've been laying on my couch aimlessly finding one show that I can tune into for more than 4 minutes, I mean daytime t.v is hella stupid! Like I think it happens to all college students who come home for break. We complain and bitch about how much we want to go home and leave wack ass campus, but then as soon as we set foot into our cribs its like we get this sudden "oh no" type feeling. Cus ya'll all know as well as I know that the people's is gonna be carrying on and asking you about grades, how your classes went, what organizations are you involved in.. blah blah etc. and then you're forced to reply. But the worst part of the stay is when you realize that the priveleges you had back on campus are totally not taken into consideration at all while your home. Point in case; Leaving at 1 am just to go hang out with your Friends on a lame Wednesday nite, def can't do that with the moms, she will def freak!. Spending the nite with your boo, Ha Yea Rite! you already know the answer to that one. Thirsty Thursdays, More like Laundry Thursdays at the crib. So yea see all the things we are free to do without even thinking twice we can only do on campus. So the next time you complain about how whack campus is and how badly you want to go home, just remember the feeling you felt when you were restless channel surfing through t.v. on your people's couch.

"She Loves Everybody"

In the caf at my school, we have these 3 huge plasma screen tv's. I know it would seem like I go to a top University with tons of dough, but sadly these are our only luxuries, that and the fact that we have a Checkers franchise in one of our eating halls. But anyways, these 3 3 huge plasma screen tv's are always on MTV U. So we always see the latest music Videos. However, I go to a Black University and a good 89% of the videos are all indie artists. But there are a couple of videos that catches everyone's ears and eyes, like The Ting Tings "That's Not My Name" and Asher Roth's "I Love College" but there is a new hit that is soon to be everybody's ringtone, Chester French's "She Loves Everybody" Now this video starts off pretty classic, in a nice Black and White mode, then suddenly violence and Domestic abuse comes out of nowhere, but don't fret! The victim of the abuse is not who you expect it to be.... so check it out, this video is definitely OJFresh Approved!

Chester French - New Music - More Music Videos

Oh college, you.

My window faces the pool and hot tub of my apartment complex. Since I'm like 20 ft away, I can hear the conversations too. While I'm stuck doing homework - as usual, there's drunk people in the hot tub at 2:30 in the morning. However, there's about 12 people down there playing "Never Have I Ever" and supplying the lolz..

Black Guy: "Never have I ever... have left clothes after hooking up."

White Girl: "Never have  I ever... had drunk sex"

Everyone: "REALLY?!"

Black Guy: "I like getting my balls tickled"

White Guy: "I played with my titties before"

There was lots more but I gotta keep it PG-13 for the kiddies. There's lots of  "OHHH", "WHAAAT!" "YEAAHHHH" going on. 

Oh college, you.

PS. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR DAVEY BABY. ONCE EVERY 24 HOURS. YES I WILL REMIND YOU. 

BECAUSE YOU WILL DEFINITELY HEAR MEMORABLE QUOTES LIKE:

"Armani Exchange Shirt...$45.00 

Calvin Klein Jeans...$85.00 
Coach Shoes...$125.00 
Knowing that you worn that pretty girl dress more than once and me being inebriated...priceless... "

The 232 Update

Me and my roomie, have had a very adventurous past week and half. From re-enacting scenes from the hills, to me teaching her how to make ramen noodles in the microwave. But this week has been extremely interesting. I've finally downloaded the hills theme song "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield and everytime we finish talking about something"dramatic" happened to us that day...i'll cue the music either on with my itunes playlist or with my mouth lol. But the most interesting part of this week has to be when we decided to do a random post it- note wall. With random quotes that were established in our room like the infamous"He's a butt-lickin, easy-mac makin, condom trottin, aids walking man." LMAO!


Then the party highlight of the week was the first ever toga party held here on campus, where I was a spartan princess and she was a cliche costume totin grecian.
Then there was that nite when she saw me without make-up for the first time.
Yea me and the roomie have had some fun ol' times so farr this year, and there will be more to come and ojfresh will be there to cover it all!

Sheer Boredom

So yea this is what me and my roommate and unofficial roommate [lol] do when boredom is amongst us...
[Side Note: Im the Camera Girl]

Dress the part: Career fair edition

CAREER FAIRS ARE COMING UP KIDS!

AND in order to be ballin' like my boys up there, you gotta LOOK, DRESS, & ACT the part. In the days leading to my FIRST career fair (Sept.16), I'll be filling you in on some tips with fitting in with corporate standards and remaining sexy while doing so. Good luck on your job/internship search!

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS/ THE FELLAS: A lot of women say there's nothing sexier than a guy in a suit. And it's true because when he's wearing a good suit, he automatically has that "GQ swagga." He becomes THE FLYEST, SEXIEST, MOST CONFIDENT MAN IN THE ROOM.

Go ahead and wear a business suit. A well fitting one at that - nothing baggy and not too tight. Get it tailored to fit *YOU* properly. If you opt not to, you can wear nice dress slacks and a nice fitting long-sleeved shirt. You don't necessarily have to wear a tie if you're not going with a suit, but if you do, pick a knot-tie. 

AS FAR AS COLORS GO - STICK WITH NEUTRALS. You shouldn't go in YELLOW PANTS/SUIT. Play on the conservative side. Ex. Matching these will never fail: Blues, blacks, grays for pants. Whites, pastels for shirts. Dark tie, and shoes.

*Remember you want to rep not only yourself, but the company too. 

Let them take you seriously. Take yourself seriously, please - don't look like a clown.

AND DON'T FORGET! Wear a belt REGARDLESS SUIT/NOT. Wear polished, dress shoes with dark socks. Make sure you're well-groomed, shower, and no chewing gum!

Examples:

School Is For Losers...Like Me!

So I only have one class today! and that would be Public Relations Writing and that's in about 1 hour and 20 minutes. Hopefully, im not late cus I still have to shower, curl my hair and figure out what im goin to wear. Remember; I go to an all black college now, so I can't just walk out in a hoodie and some sweats and call it a day. Oh NO! I've got to be 3 snaps Triple "R" FieRRRce! [I'll Explain that later] And then Im gonna go to the campus caf, grab some breakfast, then head back to my room and do about 100 crunches (50 at first then talk myself into doing 50 more somehow) Then Im gonna attempt to complete 2 months worth of homework, because Im trying to be what my mother calls "Proactive". Oh yeah, and Im gonna do this all while watching past episodes of Lost: Season 2 on YouTube. Can this be completed? You'll get the answer at around 5 pm.

OJ Fresh is going Collegiate!

So get ready for the various blog entries from Me, Pheebs and newcomer Davey, cus we're all back in school and ready to blog about everything going around our campuses and the drama that makes our days go by....

Im a Stinging Hornet Now!

Yes yes the rumours are true me loves... I am now an official DSU [Delaware State University] Stinging Hornet now. I have moved on from my ol' Penn State Days, and have transferred from a P.W.I. [Predominantly White Institutuion] to an H.B.C.U [Historically Black College/University] But after much dreaded goodbyes and tears, I have come to accept my new academic institution. I mean after watching movies such as; "Drumline", "Stomp The Yard" and the ever classic "School Daze" I am actually anxious to see what it is like. Im pretty sure it won't be anything like those movies, except for the sorroity and fraternity step shows, and the drum line battles. But none the less, im just happy to be around college folk again. My roomie seems mad cool, very decorative. Also may I add that the male population ain't too shabby. I gotta say its a big up from Penn State's testosterone pool. But my focus isnt on the boys, its on the books! My classes aren't all that creative but I do have 3 main classes for my Mass Communications major. The only issue is that I don't even have my friggin' books for class yet, and not because of my financial status, but because the got damn bookstore keeps running out of em', so I dare say wtf DSU! So I move into my dorm in about hmmmm.....3 days, I move into my new on campus abode. Riddled with the smell of Ramen Noodles, Victoria's Secret Pink Fragrance and Easy Mac. ....And I just mite fill the campus with the fresh and defined scent of OJ!!

Go Happy Valley!

So Popcrunch.com did a feature on the Top 50 Hottest Student Bodies at U.S. Universities and Colleges. So Penn State aka Happy Valley,my school, was ranked #37. Well they must have never seen me and my girls. But yea basically Penn State girls are Happy and can multi task with their feet |[hmmm...]| oh well. Wat ever. Arizona State took the crown(idk y?) and the University of Illinois took last(like a winner tho!)

Side note: Me and My |[penn state]| girlies.