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Thirsty Thursday

Malibu Bay Breeze

1 1/2 oz Coconut Rum
2 oz Cranberry Juice
2 oz Pineapple Juice

Blend ingredients and serve over ice, in a Highball Glass.

How many til you feel a buzz: 4

Price: Ranges $6.25 to $7 bucks

Once again, fuck you George Bush

Job hunting is a bitch.

Mama needs a new wardrobe, has bills to pay, and wants to go out and party with dirty hipsters - but noooooo. One man's mistakes has got me scanning Craigslist or running around the city by day and downloading movies (ahem:Star Trek:ahem) illegally at night... smh.

The unemployed lifestyle is hardly conducive to a young lady like me. I have a terrible spending habit and a work ethic that needs to feed that habit.

Ugh, and I think it's safe to say greed and envy can be cross off my sin list after watching this video...

I'm Just Not That Into Him
So yea. I dont know what it is about me and guys, but i tend to cut them off pretty quickly. I dont know they just get uber annoying. First they wanna take you out. Then text you non stop then kiss up on you and thats just when it gets to be too much for me! They lose my interest fast. Its pretty easy to bore me, like for instance talking on the phone about my day.. Boring! Watching countless hours of ESPN equals boring! Kissing after they've just finished smoking a blunt sans brushing their teeth, okay not only boring but disgusting! I am a very hard girl to please. You gotta be flyy, fresh, fashionable, and most importantly you gotta have dimples and always fresh breath. A deal breaker for me bad breath and busted kicks!

So its 530 am. Yup OJFresh heads it is 5 30 in the morning and ya girl Shy is up. Do you wanna know why? Do you wanna know why? Because i have this awful toothache! I crashed at my girl Angie's spot. Well not exactly her spot, her mamas spot. But regardless im somewhere! So im gettin all ready to snooze but this got Damn tooth is driving me crazy. And there is no
Ibproufen, tyenol or motrin anywhere. And ive tried salt water and icing it. But it still hurts. Im almost in tears it hurts so bad! And this stupid parrot is annoying the hell outta me with its loud squawking! Im gonna kill it i promise i am... I just wanna get my hands on some orajel pronto!

Promised myself that i would stop texting when i was drinkin. But Damn i just cant help it. Bout to go eat some ribs wit the crew at the Golden Dove Diner. xoxo

Thirsty Thursday

Purple Motherfu*ker

1/2 oz Southern Comfort

1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Ameretto
1/2 oz Raspberry Liquer

1/2 oz 7-Up
1/2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

Combine vodka, southern comfort, amaretto, razzmatazz and sour mix in a mixing glass half-filled with ice. Shake, and pour into a collins glass. Top with 7-up, and serve.

How many til you feel a buzz: 3

Price: Ranges $7 to $11 bucks

College Break...Lame!

So rite check it, I've been up in this house for almost a week now. and im bored as hell! I've been laying on my couch aimlessly finding one show that I can tune into for more than 4 minutes, I mean daytime t.v is hella stupid! Like I think it happens to all college students who come home for break. We complain and bitch about how much we want to go home and leave wack ass campus, but then as soon as we set foot into our cribs its like we get this sudden "oh no" type feeling. Cus ya'll all know as well as I know that the people's is gonna be carrying on and asking you about grades, how your classes went, what organizations are you involved in.. blah blah etc. and then you're forced to reply. But the worst part of the stay is when you realize that the priveleges you had back on campus are totally not taken into consideration at all while your home. Point in case; Leaving at 1 am just to go hang out with your Friends on a lame Wednesday nite, def can't do that with the moms, she will def freak!. Spending the nite with your boo, Ha Yea Rite! you already know the answer to that one. Thirsty Thursdays, More like Laundry Thursdays at the crib. So yea see all the things we are free to do without even thinking twice we can only do on campus. So the next time you complain about how whack campus is and how badly you want to go home, just remember the feeling you felt when you were restless channel surfing through t.v. on your people's couch.

Lykke Li, why are you all sorts of awesome!?

Covering Rick Ross - Hustlin'

haha! Now i can post from my phone. Now you can never get away from OJFresh!

Ugh...

So over these now, please please don't let me catch you wearing these next semester. step ya game up ladies, Next Fall the word is definitely Vera Wang Loafers people!

School's Out For Summer!

Yays! Yays! School is out! I would like to take this time now to parlay my sincere apologies for the neglection of posts to OJFresh, its just that me and my fellow colleagues had friggin finals! like hey, what did yall want us to do? School always comes first remember that! So to kind of sum up the last days of my semester, here are my top 15 moments of Spring 2009!
1.I bought the baddest lil number and ripped the dancefloor like it was Alexander McQueen's runway! Sasha Fierce? oh no.. Cashmere Avenue Honay!
2. I went for the Urban version of "Rosie The Riveter" I diggs I diggs, I fu*ks I fu*ks!
3. I was at the envy of every smurf in the world with my gorgeous Beverly Johnsonish Smurf blue spring Coat... yes let the envy seep through!
4. I became a "Best Out" Model.. which quickly diminshed... all because of a 40 oz. smh..
5. I was the only feline brave enuff on my campus to rock the circle scarf look, oooh honestly how could I resist...

6. My leggs got hella toned thanks to wearing heels all year long... I think the only time I wore sneakers twice in a row was during finals.. hey we can't all be glam 24/8! got 2 pics for that one.

7.Oh yea, I model now... "1 Entity Couture" and my modeling identity is Luscious D (The D stands for Donk) as if you wouldn't have guessed ;)

8. This dress... this dress rite here.. Whoo boii! would you believe it was originally a shirt that my sister got for my mother on Mother's Day last year, and she hated it! So I thus created it! Gosh Gee! Im A-Some!

9. I rocked the big hair look for promptly 9 hours, shoutout to Ashley for makin it happen! I felt like I was a pageant mom from Texas, but hey they loved it!

10. Went to an open mic, it was freezing, and I was wearing my olive maxi dress... was not happy. i look nude.. but im not.. but it sure felt like it.

11.Became President of S.W.A.U (Spoken Word Artists United) finally, now its time for business, Ill only be a tyrant on Tuesday's meeting promise :)

12. "Mic Check" my campus radio show with my co-host "D-Roc" came to an end, until next semester, and I must say that last show was poppin'! everyone and they mamas was tuned in! Mad callers, Mad gossip, Mad laughs! Mad memories! Until Next semester!... oh and we got ranked #2 show on-air. #1 late nite show 12-2am baby Late Nite Hour!

13. Got the title of Miss "WDSU Radio" yays! So so far Im Miss Black and Gold, President of S.W.A.U, Treasurer and founder of E.L.I.T.E, and Miss WDSU Radio. Next Year hopefully, Miss DSU.

14. I became a founding member of E.L.I.T.E (Educated Ladies Igniting True Essence) So didn't get the position I applied for ahem... Prez, but got Treasurer. Hey either way Im just excited there's finally a organization on campus that will uplift the negative rep of the black women on this here campus.
15. And finally I kept my fashionista like fierrrceness up, all the way til Finals! A-Some!

I love college

I DON'T CARE I LIKE Asher Roth's album, Asleep In the Bread Isle... LOL.

He's gotten a lot of flack for being white and sounding like Eminem (which he sung about see 'As I Em'), but I'll admit I'm impressed. It's a fun album. He's no Nas or Mos Def (best rappers alive in my opinion,) but he's not bad. Ngl, I was expecting lame lines, going on about di pum-pum he probably doesn't get and more stuff similar to 'I Love College,' but nope, I actually caught myself going "oh shit!" a couple of times.

"His Dream" is stands out. "Bad Day" had me cracking up. "She Don't Want a Man" with Keri Hilson is a decent dance track. Here's "Fallin"... my favorite pick.

and just for kicks - him and Kid Cudi freestyling

Evan Rachel Wood is...

Major Stellar Fresh! for doing this shoot for GQ Mag! Kudos to the vintage Coca Cola Product placement.

PG-13 Kids Commercial?

Yea, i know im not a mom, but i still know that this Burger King Commercial is unsuitable for a kid's meal promotion. Now if it was just a normal BK commercial...smh, why didn't they just stick wit the whole BK King concept?

I'm so excited, I want to pass out

THIS IS BEYOND EPIC.
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING DOWN THIS SUMMER.

JUST WATCH THIS.
& YES. I CAME.

DIPLO,
SWITCH,
A-TRAK,
SANTI(O)GOLD,
JAZZY JEFF,
KID CUDI AND MORE

WILL BE HEADLINING THE

BARCARDI 'B-LIVE' TOUR

..LIQUOR + DIPLO x MASSIVE AMOUNT
OF PEOPLE = JUNE 17. I HAVE TO BE THERE

Afta-1 + Person L = love

I'm not dead ya'll! Here's some ECLECTIC LOVE<3 for ya because I know you missed me!

" Afta-1 "

www.myspace.com/afta1

Omg I can't believe I haven't made an OJFresh post about him yet. Sexy aint he? But looks aside, he's talented. He doesn't sing or rap, he makes THE music. He has potential to rival The Neptunes. Yes, I love Pharrell, Chad, and the other guy a whole lot, but Afta-1 is definitely up there. He's catching on in the indie-hip hop, neo-soul scene slowly and I hope he gets big. Aftathoughts Vol.1 is available on i-Tunes (get it!!) Otherwise, check out his MySpace page and listen for yourself. I warn you though, I'm not responsible for what happens during or after you download any of his tracks ;)

" Person L "

www.myspace.com/personL

I had no idea that pop-punk band The Starting Line was on hiatus, yet alone its lead singer Kenny would be performing at the Movin' On Music Festival with his band, Person L. Wow. Kenny has definitely matured since the days of Starting Line. His voice is a lot richer and the lyrics are deeper. Davey and I agree they were the best of the day. This would be a great time to mention how I met him afterwards too *ahem, ahem* :) He's a genuinely great guy and really passionate about what he does. Ahh, I'm in love.

Bagel n Cream Cheese of the Day

K THE RIRI AND BROWN ISSUE IS OLD BUT LOOK WHAT MY FRIEND DUG UP 4 ME! SHITIS TOO FUNNI...

BAGEL N CREAM CHEESE O' THE WEEKEND....

OK SO WEDNESDAYS ARE OFFICIALLY YO GABBA GABBA WEDNESDAYS YEA I KNOW I KNOW ITS SAT/SUN NITE/MORN LOL BUT HERE...LATHER UP...

Bagel n Cream Cheese of the day

OOOO HOW I LOOOOOVE CHOWDER!! BEST CARTOON EVERRR!!!!!!!!