Oh college, you.

My window faces the pool and hot tub of my apartment complex. Since I'm like 20 ft away, I can hear the conversations too. While I'm stuck doing homework - as usual, there's drunk people in the hot tub at 2:30 in the morning. However, there's about 12 people down there playing "Never Have I Ever" and supplying the lolz..

Black Guy: "Never have I ever... have left clothes after hooking up."

White Girl: "Never have  I ever... had drunk sex"

Everyone: "REALLY?!"

Black Guy: "I like getting my balls tickled"

White Guy: "I played with my titties before"

There was lots more but I gotta keep it PG-13 for the kiddies. There's lots of  "OHHH", "WHAAAT!" "YEAAHHHH" going on. 

Oh college, you.

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Calvin Klein Jeans...$85.00 
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