B-A-N-A-N-A-S,

Yea so about 15 minutes ago I was cleaning out my closet aka getting rid of all my naugty stuff just in case my mom decided to be nosy while I was away in New York. So yea, I was cleaning out my closet and guess what I find, my novelty Nike sneaker box filled with all my naughty tid-bits so I had the usual; handcuffs,blindfold,warming gel...anyway I happened to come upon(no pun intended) my stash of condoms. Now I have many that I've acquired through my college career, mainly from the annual Sex Ed fairs. So I have Trojans, Lifestyles,Durex, and Trustex basically every popular brand. I also have flavored ones; mint, strawberry,chocolate,vanilla,coke flavored,peach and banana!I actually hate flavored condoms. So I threw them away actually, too many horrible memories. I had to learn the hard way that you should not have sex while using a flavored condom, omfg the discomfort is so unbearable. This I learned from being with my idiot of an ex-boyfriend. He thought it was cute to bring home a grape flavored jimmy from south beach, i mean it made my piece smell pretty sweet, but it made it feel like I was having sex with a human cactus. Look to make a long story short, no flavored condoms in bed ladies...and gents!