Im Free!

So yea, your prolly wondering why I haven't left for NY yet. Cause Im pretty sure you've noticed me posting new stuff by the hour. Well, it's because I forgot that I had a court date, for a ticket I got a couple days ago. Because I was driving without my headlights on, so I got pulled over and was issued a warning for the headlights, but here's where the irony seeps in, I got the ticket for not having my license on me! smh, and What's even more crazy is that as the very time that I was stopped I was in the process of making a U-turn to go get my license. Look all I wanted was some cheap value menu Taco Bell, and instead I got a totally unecessary ticket. But I went to the court house this morning, and I didn't even realize it was literally a block away from my house. So I get there and Im all dressed up in my khaki pants, and a white blouse. Im tryna remember all the court house rules; don't look trashy, not too much jewelry, definitely not too much makeup, etc. So im all Judge Judy ready. I get into the court house, side note:that was my first time ever having to go into a court house. So I get into the court house, and im waiting behind just one other female in a RN's uniform. Im standing there and all the while some ghetto-fied white boy is whispering to his friend "damn, you see that sh.. her ass is phat" Know I didn't want to jump to conclusions, but seeing that I was the only well...endowed female in there I figured it was about me. (After I was leaving the court house I later found out that he was therefore talking about me, seeing that this John Doe gawked very heavily at my applebottom as I was exiting). Anyway so it was finally my turn and the lady behind the glass window gave me this look as if I wasn't supposed to be there or something. So I tell her I was issued a ticket for not having my license and registration, she then tells me "I'll be right with you". So I proceed to the wooden benches, but then she yells "No miss, you can stay right there" So after my little embarrasing stint she finally then asks for my license and insurance card, I hand it to her, 2 seconds later she gives it back and says "Your dismissed from all charges, your free to go." I was so f'n excited! I didn't have to pay $45 bucks outta my mother's pocket. So now I had enough to finally go buy my ipod shuffle charger! yays! So I bounced outta there went over to the car, looked back at that lil ol' courthouse and said "I'm Free Bitches!" Take that Mr. Police Man!