Baywatch The Musical?

So here's some news fellow America's Got Talent and Mr. Berlin Wall himself, David Hasselhoff tells AOL's the TV Tattler that he wanted to produce and Star in the "Baywatch Musical" Now I can't even imagine what that's gonna be like. Well actually I can most certainly imagine what that's gonna be like I just don't feel like peeing in my panties rite now. I mean seriously can you imagine? What, are they seriously gonna let some half naked bimbos in god awful orange one-pieces strum along on any Broadway stage? and what would the songs be about? Ha! Stephen Sondheim would be front row, giving the middle finger to every act. But I mean seriously although it would probably be one big bomber, you would go wouldn't you? To be honest... I would, just so I could illegally take pics of it then post them up on here, for you all to laugh at! okay maybe I'm being a little cruel, Baywatch wasn't that bad of a show. It had some of the highest viewer ratings for a 90s television "drama". But then again half of those viewer ratings came from 34 year old men still living at home with their parents collecting star wars paraphernalia and still fantasizing about the day when they'll get their first kiss. Got Damn! Im a mean [btch.] lol